Weekend Update: Oct. 13-16

Read comics.
Broke toilet seat somehow.
Watched more Project Runway Season 2.
Realized Eminem should have called the song "Shake your ass for Jesus" instead.
Shook my ass for Jesus with a lesbian friend.
Went to bed.
Watched cartoons.
Drank tea from England.
Had lunch at Greek restaurant with Mari the beautiful.
Shopped for Illy espresso at Le Jardin.
Drank coffee (Lavazza, not Illy.)
Hung out with Shwill.
Fought my intestines.
Drank too much.
Did Exhorcist impression outside bar.
Passed out in bathroom, while a drag queen waited outside my flat.
Helped to bed by good friends.
Watched more Project Runway Season 2.
Walked to Shwill's to recover jeep.
Made out with Sadie (not by choice.)
Went on short shopping trip.
Tried on cheap Halloween wig that made my head itch for a few hours.
Ate pizza and watched Red Eye again.
Watched What Not to Wear marathon on TLC. (Friends with cable rule!)
Watched final two episodes of Project Runway Season 2. Knew the final outcome already, but still felt stomach butterflies.
Got email that Tim Gunn (Project Runway) shirt had been sent.
Posed for impromptu grad student art project.
Officially metamorphasized into a sloth.
Bought healthy/organic snacks for yoga tonight.
Beat myself up for being so lame.