Movie Reviews

My 16-year-old niece called to let me know Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Blah Blah Overly Long Title was the best movie she'd seen in "forever."

Knowing that the last two films she loved were the bile-on-celluloid X-Men 3: Half-Assed Script and The Chronicles of Blah-nia, I had my doubts. Then, I saw actual reviews yesterday, including the best one from Michael Hartney:

$132,000,000

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest can take a big hot suck of my asshole.

Yeah, I'm waiting for the dollar theatre, or DVD.

I really need to get to SLC and start dragging her out to indie films again. This is appalling.