A Fitting Haiku:

Wow, three posts in one day. Any readers I may have left (I'm pretty sure they ran away long, long ago) may now rejoice or cower in fear, as it is either Christmas, or a sign of the Apocalypse.

Here's a haiku I just found on the web. I'm sure it was written about me.

Hidden under my

Faux-hawk is a heart of mush -

What if someone sees?

Yep. It's all about me.
Thanks to Joel Derfner